"Mail Myself to You" Woody Guthrie
U.S. Postal Service 2003

 
"I'm a-gonna wrap myself in paper, I'm a-gonna daub myself with glue,
Stick some stamps on the top o' my head; I'm a-gonna mail myself to you.
Oh, I'm a-gonna tie me in a little red string, I'm a-gonna tie blue ribbons too,

Climb up into my mailbox and I'm a-gonna mail myself to you."